Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DESTIEL = LET’S DIE
MERTHUR - HURT ME
((A giant flare of blue-red fire….))
// Team RWBY.
A guy with a sniper rifle…
…you guys have seen my background and know JUST how screwed I am
this can go many different ways
Completely and utterly fucked.
Yeah, I’m dead.
The shrine of Azura.
Unless it’s JUST the shrine and not the accompanying Daedric Prince.
Depends on which monitor you’re talking about. I’m either facing a storm of oversized, stylized snowflakes or the vacuum of space.
The Curiosity rover is an atomic-powered robot space car. I figure that is an awesome way to go, although I’m sad that the poor thing will have human blood on its treads.
Five minutes before I saw this post, the wallpaper changed to the hosts of Top Gear UK. I’m… not sure how this is going to go. Depends on if you ask the revheads or the fic writers.
Either way, it’s going to be messy.
Well my desktop is ME as an eyelash viper so… I might be killed by me??
All of the Pokèmon professors. They would probably get me by sheer numbers alone. But honestly, I really only worry about Prof. Birch. He’s a solid dude. :V
Oh and Oak because have you seen him when he was League Champ? Dude’s tough yo.
I have Pool Party Graves. Gonna die happy.
I’ve a shapeshifter…fuck
Professor Farnsworth. Not too much trouble.
Kamen Rider Gaim…he’s not usually one for killing, but I’d take no chances
Vaporeon will hydro pump me to my grave.
Well mine’s a bruised, chained up Eren so… I MIGHT be okay so long as the chains stay on him
Mine’s Marik Ishtar and Yami Bakura…
…dancing with leather pants. Am I still in danger?
The entire cast of DMMD. Holy shit, I’m going to be killed in a painful and tortuous way TT.TT
A nigh godlike alicorn princess with the power to control the moon wants to kill me.
This is rather unfortunate. I was hoping that we could be friends.
So…a German walkway with a forrest is going to kill me….hmmm…..and it’s not even a full forrest, just a few trees that line the side of the road….
The sun….Well $#!%
This graphic is fabulous. It represents a tiny crash course in rhetoric. Learn these things. Put them on your wall. Whisper them into the breeze. These are THINGS TO KNOW.
Bookmark this shit and the next time someone begins gobbling nonsense at you on a social network, instead of engaging, point them to this handy chart. Also useful: Thought Catalog’s “How To Have A Rational Conversation" flowchart.
Okay, so this is a mod rant. Little bit about my current status in life right now. I am the director/main character in a MLP radio drama, I have just been promoted to a newly appointed position in my company, I have a new car, financial security, physical health that I never had back in high…
Think of it this way Sherly, How many single woman actually know any of that about you?
ITS A GIANT ZIPPER
it looks like it’s drifting all the time
There is a wonderful girl I met named Maia.
Maia is 23 years old and she has a good talent for art. She is a bit naïve, but kind hearted and an overall sweet person.
Maia is being abused.
Her mother has been belittling her, making her feel hopeless, afraid, useless, even suicidal at times. And…
-Submitted by Anonymous.
Isn’t that the point of eyeshadow?
Unless it’s for a stage show, or something, eye shadow normally goes on the top eyelids only. That might be what the problem is.
Luna just seems like that overdressed type at times in my opinion; she likes to be noticed.
Well considering she tried to throw the world into eternal night because of her jealousy of Celestia getting all the attention it kinda makes sense why she would like to be noticed.
I haven’t seen anyone point this out yet.
You can see Discord in Fluttershy’s house in the new intro.
Do I see affections within his stare?!????!!!! O3O
Well done society.
11 years. Thanks, educational system of 1995-2006!
I was bullied on and off over the years. Especially in elementary and middle school. I hated middle school so much my brain has pretty much blocked my memory of most of it.
I was watching a vlogbrothers video today and something john green said reminded that whatever it was that caused them to bully me it wasn’t my fault. It was due to whatever was bothering them in their personal lives and was not because their was something about me that made me any less of a person.
So in that respect I think it’s a relief to some degree to realize that despite the misery and sense of helplessness I was put through it wasn’t because I was somehow lesser in value as a person. The idea that everyone’s life is at it’s best years while in childhood and teenaged life is absurd. To quote John Green quoting the great Robert Frost. “The only way out is through, you will get through, I will get through.”
But I will leave a link here since he can say it way better then I.